This one’s for you Friends,
I met her at a truck stop with her father.
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore.
She was slurpin’ up linguini with a wetback,
and I knew that she would be a crashing bore.
A Klingon said I’d punch her out forever.
She said to me that Rolaids made her high.
But who’d have thought she’d yodel on «The Gong Show».
You’d think at least that she’d have said goodbye.